Funny Sayings

We make a variety of items with funny sayings. These arts and crafts items include:

Best Friend
Cleaning House
Not Bossy
Nothing
Poor
Ship Comes In
Losing Weight
Getting Older
Be Patient
Fishing
Honey Do's
Child Proofing
Farmer
Life Bugs
Life Passing Me By
Own Little World
Sisters
You Are What You Eat
Exposure to the SON
Get Rid of the Kids
Live Well
Love
Marriages
Men Are Like Fish
Mr Always Right
Pleasing People
Sharing Your Love
Strength From Love
Teachers Task
Want What I Have
Without Sunshine


Best Friends




Best Friends
We make the Best Friends wood sign. The wood sign is built in our workshop. There are options for the edges of the wood sign. They are both straight, both jagged, left straight and right jagged, and left jagged and right straight. The wood sign is hand painted. The color options are blue, light blue, green, yellow, and purple. The text color can be either white or black. The sign reads You will always be my best friend... you know too much.

The dimensions for the funny sayings sign are approximately 4 inches tall by 8.50 inches wide by .25 inches deep. The funny sayings sign weighs approximately 1.25 pounds with packaging. For the continental U.S. shipping and handling is included in the listed price. For shipping outside the continental U.S. please contact us through our Contact Us page.

Price $23
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Cleaning House



Cleaning House
We make the Cleaning House wood sign. The wood sign is built in our workshop. There are options for the edges of the wood sign. They are both straight, both jagged, left straight and right jagged, and left jagged and right straight. The wood sign is hand painted. The color options are blue, light blue, green, yellow, and purple. The text color can be either white or black. The sign reads When I get the urge to clean house I lay down 'til it passes.

The dimensions for the funny sayings sign are approximately 4 inches tall by 8.50 inches wide by .25 inches deep. The funny sayings sign weighs approximately 1.25 pounds with packaging. For the continental U.S. shipping and handling is included in the listed price. For shipping outside the continental U.S. please contact us through our Contact Us page.

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Not Bossy



Not Bossy
We make the Not Bossy wood sign. The wood sign is built in our workshop. There are options for the edges of the wood sign. They are both straight, both jagged, left straight and right jagged, and left jagged and right straight. The wood sign is hand painted. The color options are blue, light blue, green, yellow, and purple. The text color can be either white or black. The sign reads I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas!

The dimensions for the funny sayings sign are approximately 4 inches tall by 8.50 inches wide by .25 inches deep. The funny sayings sign weighs approximately 1.25 pounds with packaging. For the continental U.S. shipping and handling is included in the listed price. For shipping outside the continental U.S. please contact us through our Contact Us page.

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Nothing



Nothing
We make the Nothing wood sign. The wood sign is built in our workshop. There are options for the edges of the wood sign. They are both straight, both jagged, left straight and right jagged, and left jagged and right straight. The wood sign is hand painted. The color options are blue, light blue, green, yellow, and purple. The text color can be either white or black. The sign reads I started with nothing and I still have most of it left.

The dimensions for the funny sayings sign are approximately 4 inches tall by 8.50 inches wide by .25 inches deep. The funny sayings sign weighs approximately 1.25 pounds with packaging. For the continental U.S. shipping and handling is included in the listed price. For shipping outside the continental U.S. please contact us through our Contact Us page.

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Poor



Poor
We make the Poor wood sign. The wood sign is built in our workshop. There are options for the edges of the wood sign. They are both straight, both jagged, left straight and right jagged, and left jagged and right straight. The wood sign is hand painted. The color options are blue, light blue, green, yellow, and purple. The text color can be either white or black. The sign reads I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.

The dimensions for the funny sayings sign are approximately 4 inches tall by 8.50 inches wide by .25 inches deep. The funny sayings sign weighs approximately 1.25 pounds with packaging. For the continental U.S. shipping and handling is included in the listed price. For shipping outside the continental U.S. please contact us through our Contact Us page.

Price $23
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Ship Comes In



Ship Comes In
We make the Ship Comes In wood sign. The wood sign is built in our workshop. There are options for the edges of the wood sign. They are both straight, both jagged, left straight and right jagged, and left jagged and right straight. The wood sign is hand painted. The color options are blue, light blue, green, yellow, and purple. The text color can be either white or black. The sign reads I hope my ship comes in soon... my dock is about to rot!

The dimensions for the funny sayings sign are approximately 4 inches tall by 8.50 inches wide by .25 inches deep. The funny sayings sign weighs approximately 1.25 pounds with packaging. For the continental U.S. shipping and handling is included in the listed price. For shipping outside the continental U.S. please contact us through our Contact Us page.

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Losing Weight



Losing Weight
We make the Losing Weight wood sign. The wood sign is built in our workshop. There are options for the edges of the wood sign. They are both straight, both jagged, left straight and right jagged, and left jagged and right straight. The wood sign is hand painted. The color options are blue, light blue, green, yellow, and purple. The text color can be either white or black. The sign reads I keep losing weight but it keeps finding me.

The dimensions for the funny sayings sign are approximately 4 inches tall by 8.50 inches wide by .25 inches deep. The funny sayings sign weighs approximately 1.25 pounds with packaging. For the continental U.S. shipping and handling is included in the listed price. For shipping outside the continental U.S. please contact us through our Contact Us page.

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Getting Older



Getting Older
We make the Getting Older wood sign. The wood sign is built in our workshop. There are options for the edges of the wood sign. They are both straight, both jagged, left straight and right jagged, and left jagged and right straight. The wood sign is hand painted. The color options are blue, light blue, green, yellow, and purple. The text color can be either white or black. The sign reads The older I get, the better I was.

The dimensions for the funny sayings sign are approximately 4 inches tall by 8.50 inches wide by .25 inches deep. The funny sayings sign weighs approximately 1.25 pounds with packaging. For the continental U.S. shipping and handling is included in the listed price. For shipping outside the continental U.S. please contact us through our Contact Us page.

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Be Patient



Be Patient
We make the Be Patient wood sign. The wood sign is built in our workshop. There are options for the edges of the wood sign. They are both straight, both jagged, left straight and right jagged, and left jagged and right straight. The wood sign is hand painted. The color options are blue, light blue, green, yellow, and purple. The text color can be either white or black. The sign reads Be patient... I'm a work in progress.

The dimensions for the funny sayings sign are approximately 4 inches tall by 8.50 inches wide by .25 inches deep. The funny sayings sign weighs approximately 1.25 pounds with packaging. For the continental U.S. shipping and handling is included in the listed price. For shipping outside the continental U.S. please contact us through our Contact Us page.

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Fishing



Fishing
We make the Fishing wood sign. The wood sign is built in our workshop. The sign is hand painted brown with green fish. The sign reads You caught it you clean it!

The dimensions for the funny sayings sign are approximately 5.50 inches tall by 5.50 inches wide by .25 inches deep. The funny sayings sign weighs approximately 1.25 pounds with packaging. For the continental U.S. shipping and handling is included in the listed price. For shipping outside the continental U.S. please contact us through our Contact Us page.

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Honey Do's



Honey Do's
We make the Honey Do's wood sign. The wood sign is built in our workshop. The sign is hand painted brown. The metal part of the hammer is painted gray, and the pliers are painted gray. The sign reads All Honey Do's on Hold Until After the Ball Game

The dimensions for the funny sayings sign are approximately 4.25 inches tall by 6 inches wide by .25 inches deep. The funny sayings sign weighs approximately 1.25 pounds with packaging. For the continental U.S. shipping and handling is included in the listed price. For shipping outside the continental U.S. please contact us through our Contact Us page.

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Child Proofing



Child Proofing
We make the Child Proofing wood sign. The wood sign is built in our workshop. There are options for the edges of the wood sign. They are both straight, both jagged, left straight and right jagged, and left jagged and right straight. The wood sign is hand painted. The color options are blue, light blue, green, yellow, and purple. The text color can be either white or black. The sign reads I child proofed my house but they keep getting back in.

The dimensions for the funny sayings sign are approximately 4 inches tall by 8.50 inches wide by .25 inches deep. The funny sayings sign weighs approximately 1.25 pounds with packaging. For the continental U.S. shipping and handling is included in the listed price. For shipping outside the continental U.S. please contact us through our Contact Us page.

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Farmer



Farmer
We make the Farmer wood sign. The wood sign is built in our workshop. There are options for the edges of the wood sign. They are both straight, both jagged, left straight and right jagged, and left jagged and right straight. The wood sign is hand painted. The color options are blue, light blue, green, yellow, and purple. The text color can be either white or black. The sign reads A farmer is a person "outstanding" in their field.

The dimensions for the funny sayings sign are approximately 4 inches tall by 8.50 inches wide by .25 inches deep. The funny sayings sign weighs approximately 1.25 pounds with packaging. For the continental U.S. shipping and handling is included in the listed price. For shipping outside the continental U.S. please contact us through our Contact Us page.

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Life Bugs



Life Bugs
We make the Life Bugs wood sign. The wood sign is built in our workshop. There are options for the edges of the wood sign. They are both straight, both jagged, left straight and right jagged, and left jagged and right straight. The wood sign is hand painted. The color options are blue, light blue, green, yellow, and purple. The text color can be either white or black. The sign reads Life by the yard is hard By the inch a cinch.

The dimensions for the funny sayings sign are approximately 4 inches tall by 8.50 inches wide by .25 inches deep. The funny sayings sign weighs approximately 1.25 pounds with packaging. For the continental U.S. shipping and handling is included in the listed price. For shipping outside the continental U.S. please contact us through our Contact Us page.

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Life Passing Me By



Life Passing Me By
We make the Life Passing Me By wood sign. The wood sign is built in our workshop. There are options for the edges of the wood sign. They are both straight, both jagged, left straight and right jagged, and left jagged and right straight. The wood sign is hand painted. The color options are blue, light blue, green, yellow, and purple. The text color can be either white or black. The sign reads I'm not sure if life is passing me by or trying to run me over!

The dimensions for the funny sayings sign are approximately 4 inches tall by 8.50 inches wide by .25 inches deep. The funny sayings sign weighs approximately 1.25 pounds with packaging. For the continental U.S. shipping and handling is included in the listed price. For shipping outside the continental U.S. please contact us through our Contact Us page.

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Own Little World



Own Little World
We make the Own little World wood sign. The wood sign is built in our workshop. There are options for the edges of the wood sign. They are both straight, both jagged, left straight and right jagged, and left jagged and right straight. The wood sign is hand painted. The color options are blue, light blue, green, yellow, and purple. The text color can be either white or black. The sign reads I live in my own little world-but it's ok, they know me here.

The dimensions for the funny sayings sign are approximately 4 inches tall by 8.50 inches wide by .25 inches deep. The funny sayings sign weighs approximately 1.25 pounds with packaging. For the continental U.S. shipping and handling is included in the listed price. For shipping outside the continental U.S. please contact us through our Contact Us page.

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Sisters



Sisters
We make the Sisters wood sign. The wood sign is built in our workshop. There are options for the edges of the wood sign. They are both straight, both jagged, left straight and right jagged, and left jagged and right straight. The wood sign is hand painted. The color options are blue, light blue, green, yellow, and purple. The text color can be either white or black. The sign reads I smile because you're my sister, I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it!

The dimensions for the funny sayings sign are approximately 4 inches tall by 8.50 inches wide by .25 inches deep. The funny sayings sign weighs approximately 1.25 pounds with packaging. For the continental U.S. shipping and handling is included in the listed price. For shipping outside the continental U.S. please contact us through our Contact Us page.

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You Are What You Eat



You Are What You Eat
We make the You Are What You Eat wood sign. The wood sign is built in our workshop. There are options for the edges of the wood sign. They are both straight, both jagged, left straight and right jagged, and left jagged and right straight. The wood sign is hand painted. The color options are blue, light blue, green, yellow, and purple. The text color can be either white or black. If you are what you eat then I'm Fast, Easy, & Cheap!

The dimensions for the funny sayings sign are approximately 4 inches tall by 8.50 inches wide by .25 inches deep. The funny sayings sign weighs approximately 1.25 pounds with packaging. For the continental U.S. shipping and handling is included in the listed price. For shipping outside the continental U.S. please contact us through our Contact Us page.

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Exposure to the SON



Exposure to the SON
We make the Exposure to the SON wood sign. The wood sign is built in our workshop. There are options for the edges of the wood sign. They are both straight, both jagged, left straight and right jagged, and left jagged and right straight. The wood sign is hand painted. The color options are blue, light blue, green, yellow, and purple. The text color can be either white or black. The sign reads Exposure to the "SON" prevents burning.

The dimensions for the funny sayings sign are approximately 4 inches tall by 8.50 inches wide by .25 inches deep. The funny sayings sign weighs approximately 1.25 pounds with packaging. For the continental U.S. shipping and handling is included in the listed price. For shipping outside the continental U.S. please contact us through our Contact Us page.

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Get Rid of the Kids



Get Rid of the Kids
We make the Get Rid of the Kids wood sign. The wood sign is built in our workshop. There are options for the edges of the wood sign. They are both straight, both jagged, left straight and right jagged, and left jagged and right straight. The wood sign is hand painted. The color options are blue, light blue, green, yellow, and purple. The text color can be either white or black. The sign reads "We Had to get rid of the kids...the cat was allergic."

The dimensions for the funny sayings sign are approximately 4 inches tall by 8.50 inches wide by .25 inches deep. The funny sayings sign weighs approximately 1.25 pounds with packaging. For the continental U.S. shipping and handling is included in the listed price. For shipping outside the continental U.S. please contact us through our Contact Us page.

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Live Well



Live Well
We make the Live Well wood sign. The wood sign is built in our workshop. There are options for the edges of the wood sign. They are both straight, both jagged, left straight and right jagged, and left jagged and right straight. The wood sign is hand painted. The color options are blue, light blue, green, light green, yellow, purple, and light purple. The text color can be either white or black. The sign reads "Live your life so the preacher won't have to lie at your funeral."

The dimensions for the funny sayings sign are approximately 4 inches tall by 8.50 inches wide by .25 inches deep. The funny sayings sign weighs approximately 1.25 pounds with packaging. For the continental U.S. shipping and handling is included in the listed price. For shipping outside the continental U.S. please contact us through our Contact Us page.

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Love



Love
We make the Love wood sign. The wood sign is built in our workshop. There are options for the edges of the wood sign. They are both straight, both jagged, left straight and right jagged, and left jagged and right straight. The wood sign is hand painted. The color options are blue, light blue, green, light green, yellow, purple, and light purple. The text color can be either white or black. The sign reads "To love is nothing...to be loved is something to love and be loved is everything!"

The dimensions for the funny sayings sign are approximately 4 inches tall by 8.50 inches wide by .25 inches deep. The funny sayings sign weighs approximately 1.25 pounds with packaging. For the continental U.S. shipping and handling is included in the listed price. For shipping outside the continental U.S. please contact us through our Contact Us page.

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Marriages



Marriages
We make the Marriages wood sign. The wood sign is built in our workshop. There are options for the edges of the wood sign. They are both straight, both jagged, left straight and right jagged, and left jagged and right straight. The wood sign is hand painted. The color options are blue, light blue, green, light green, yellow, purple, and light purple. The text color can be either white or black. The sign reads "Marriages are made in heaven but so are thunder and lightning."

The dimensions for the funny sayings sign are approximately 4 inches tall by 8.50 inches wide by .25 inches deep. The funny sayings sign weighs approximately 1.25 pounds with packaging. For the continental U.S. shipping and handling is included in the listed price. For shipping outside the continental U.S. please contact us through our Contact Us page.

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Men Are Like Fish



Men Are Like Fish
We make the Men Are Like Fish wood sign. The wood sign is built in our workshop. There are options for the edges of the wood sign. They are both straight, both jagged, left straight and right jagged, and left jagged and right straight. The wood sign is hand painted. The color options are blue, light blue, green, light green, yellow, purple, and light purple. The text color can be either white or black. The sign reads "Men are like fish they always get caught when they open their mouths."

The dimensions for the funny sayings sign are approximately 4 inches tall by 8.50 inches wide by .25 inches deep. The funny sayings sign weighs approximately 1.25 pounds with packaging. For the continental U.S. shipping and handling is included in the listed price. For shipping outside the continental U.S. please contact us through our Contact Us page.

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Mr Always Right



Mr Always Right
We make the Mr Always Right wood sign. The wood sign is built in our workshop. There are options for the edges of the wood sign. They are both straight, both jagged, left straight and right jagged, and left jagged and right straight. The wood sign is hand painted. The color options are blue, light blue, green, light green, yellow, purple, and light purple. The text color can be either white or black. The sign reads "I never knew when I married Mr. Right his first name was Always."

The dimensions for the funny sayings sign are approximately 4 inches tall by 8.50 inches wide by .25 inches deep. The funny sayings sign weighs approximately 1.25 pounds with packaging. For the continental U.S. shipping and handling is included in the listed price. For shipping outside the continental U.S. please contact us through our Contact Us page.

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Pleasing People



Pleasing People
We make the Pleasing People wood sign. The wood sign is built in our workshop. There are options for the edges of the wood sign. They are both straight, both jagged, left straight and right jagged, and left jagged and right straight. The wood sign is hand painted. The color options are blue, light blue, green, light green, yellow, purple, and light purple. The text color can be either white or black. The sign reads "I can only please one person per day-today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either."

The dimensions for the funny sayings sign are approximately 4 inches tall by 8.50 inches wide by .25 inches deep. The funny sayings sign weighs approximately 1.25 pounds with packaging. For the continental U.S. shipping and handling is included in the listed price. For shipping outside the continental U.S. please contact us through our Contact Us page.

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Sharing Your Love



Sharing Your Love
We make the Sharing Your Love wood sign. The wood sign is built in our workshop. There are options for the edges of the wood sign. They are both straight, both jagged, left straight and right jagged, and left jagged and right straight. The wood sign is hand painted. The color options are blue, light blue, green, light green, yellow, purple, and light purple. The text color can be either white or black. The sign reads "In all you dream and in all you do, may the love you share bring joy to you."

The dimensions for the funny sayings sign are approximately 4 inches tall by 8.50 inches wide by .25 inches deep. The funny sayings sign weighs approximately 1.25 pounds with packaging. For the continental U.S. shipping and handling is included in the listed price. For shipping outside the continental U.S. please contact us through our Contact Us page.

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Strength From Love



Strength From Love
We make the Strength From Love wood sign. The wood sign is built in our workshop. There are options for the edges of the wood sign. They are both straight, both jagged, left straight and right jagged, and left jagged and right straight. The wood sign is hand painted. The color options are blue, light blue, green, light green, yellow, purple, and light purple. The text color can be either white or black. The sign reads "May you find the strength to face tomorrow in the love that surrounds you today."

The dimensions for the funny sayings sign are approximately 4 inches tall by 8.50 inches wide by .25 inches deep. The funny sayings sign weighs approximately 1.25 pounds with packaging. For the continental U.S. shipping and handling is included in the listed price. For shipping outside the continental U.S. please contact us through our Contact Us page.

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Teachers Task



Teachers Task
We make the Teachers Task wood sign. The wood sign is built in our workshop. There are options for the edges of the wood sign. They are both straight, both jagged, left straight and right jagged, and left jagged and right straight. The wood sign is hand painted. The color options are blue, light blue, green, light green, yellow, purple, light purple, and hot pink. The text color can be either white or black. The sign reads "Teachers Task To take a lot of live wires and make sure they're well grounded."

The dimensions for the funny sayings sign are approximately 4 inches tall by 8.50 inches wide by .25 inches deep. The funny sayings sign weighs approximately 1.25 pounds with packaging. For the continental U.S. shipping and handling is included in the listed price. For shipping outside the continental U.S. please contact us through our Contact Us page.

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Want What I Have



Want What I Have
We make the Want What I Have wood sign. The wood sign is built in our workshop. There are options for the edges of the wood sign. They are both straight, both jagged, left straight and right jagged, and left jagged and right straight. The wood sign is hand painted. The color options are blue, light blue, green, light green, yellow, purple, and light purple. The text color can be either white or black. The sign reads "Lord, if I can't have what I want, let me want what I have!"

The dimensions for the funny sayings sign are approximately 4 inches tall by 8.50 inches wide by .25 inches deep. The funny sayings sign weighs approximately 1.25 pounds with packaging. For the continental U.S. shipping and handling is included in the listed price. For shipping outside the continental U.S. please contact us through our Contact Us page.

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Without Sunshine



Without Sunshine
We make the Without Sunshine wood sign. The wood sign is built in our workshop. There are options for the edges of the wood sign. They are both straight, both jagged, left straight and right jagged, and left jagged and right straight. The wood sign is hand painted. The color options are blue, light blue, green, light green, yellow, purple, and light purple. The text color can be either white or black. The sign reads "A day without sunshine is like, well, night."

The dimensions for the funny sayings sign are approximately 4 inches tall by 8.50 inches wide by .25 inches deep. The funny sayings sign weighs approximately 1.25 pounds with packaging. For the continental U.S. shipping and handling is included in the listed price. For shipping outside the continental U.S. please contact us through our Contact Us page.

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